Snippets
A collection of thought provokers and quotations published in Cuttings

The Leader (Roger McGough, Sky in the Pie, Puffin)

I wanna be the leader
I wanna be the leader
Can I be the leader?
Can I? I can?
Promise? Promise?
Yippee, I&rsquom the leader
I&rsquom the leader
OK what shall we do?

                    WANTED: Apprentice mechanic for garage in Coldstream. Must be experienced.

Effective Learning = Right person X Right course X Right time X Right environment.
So if any one part is 0 then whole sum is 0

                       
                        L&rsquourgent est déjà fait

                        L&rsquoimpossible est en train de se faire

                        Pour les miracles, veuillez vous addresser au Seigneur

                        Unmögliches erledigen wir sofort
                        Wunder dauern etwas länger
                        auf Wunsch kann auch gehext werden.


                                          About the wares he has to sell
                               
          Will not make as many dollars

                                          As he who climbs a hill and hollers."

'I admit I made a mistake'

The five most important words:
'You did a good job'

The four most important words

'If you please'

The two most important words:

'Thank you'

The most important word:

'We'

 

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